> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

cooked, home, Minecraft, smp, Walks, Whips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	107	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Farms Harvested:	634
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	605310	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8648
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	5657	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Farms Harvested:	684	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1701	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Villages Defended:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.