> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

cooked, home, Minecraft, smp, Walks, Whips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	105329
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ores Mined:	1351	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	847
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	893799
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7976	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Love Letters Sent:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).