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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5160 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.
if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!