Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!
WakeUpCraft SMP
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BurntOutPolitician – Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of all that political drama on this site? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who has the best pet llama!We’ve got a community of players who are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of their favorite YouTubers to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re looking for a good laugh, just wait until you see our resident prankster, Steve. He once filled the entire spawn area with pink sheep just to mess with everyone’s heads. Classic Steve, am I right?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs politics when you can have a blast mining diamonds and trolling your friends? Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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Pixel Punchline
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!
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smp.me
Minecraft Server Overview
Type Semi-vanilla (more like vanilla) Whitelisted Yes Age Requirement 16+ Features Proximity chat, Armor Stand Tools, Discord integration, Web based world map, Grief prevention, Community decisions, Sleep skip, Opt-in PVP, and more FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? Visit [smp.me](http://smp.me/) to apply. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? Yes, inclusivity is a core belief. What is the age requirement? Players must be 16 years or older. What kind of plugins are used? Plugins are used for grief prevention, Discord integration, web map, and more. Are there any donator perks with advantages? No, the server does not offer donator perks with advantages.
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CakeDramaCraft
Are you tired of your family stealing your cake and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server where you can bake all the cakes you want without anyone stealing a single crumb! No more arguments over who ate the last piece, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets to build the biggest cake castle!Plus, if you’ve ever wanted to tell off your family for eating your cake and not owning up to it, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about standing up for your cake rights and making sure everyone knows that cake theft will not be tolerated!
So come join us on the most deliciously drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life cake when you can have virtual cake and virtual arguments instead? It’s a piece of cake to join, so don’t miss out on all the fun!
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CraftyIntroverts
Are you tired of being a social hermit in the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for introverts to break out of their comfort zones and meet new people!Join us on our server where you can build friendships as strong as diamond armor, mine for rare ores together, and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your social anxiety.
Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just accidentally fall into a pit of lava. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the introvert in you shine like a beacon of light in the dark caves of Minecraft!