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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4559 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.