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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9798 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Potions Brewed: | 21 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.