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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4300 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.