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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4684 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Farms Harvested: | 267 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 86 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.