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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1943 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.