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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2780 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.