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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8121 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9576 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 59 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7412 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.