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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7409 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 58073 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6314 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.