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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5222 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.