Wagies Deserve It Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	93480	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	132
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Buildings Constructed:	49
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	67	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!