Wagies Deserve It Minecraft SMP

city, Cut, death, deserve, grassfed steaks, interrupt, knife, Manager, Minecraft, overpaid, Police, Recalled, shipment, Slave, Slavery, smp, Store, travel, underworked, VOICE, wageslaves, wagies, wagies deserve it, wasted gas

Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7127	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4680	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	4249

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Potions Brewed:	101	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1089
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2830
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ores Mined:	3531	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.