Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Alien Abductions: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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