Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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