Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Buildings Constructed: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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