Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Votes:	7631
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crops Grown:	8456
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

120smp, Community, crossplay, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Nolandclaim, Nomapresets, PvP, Semivanilla, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

Dynmap – Discord

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

softslayer.com

KiwiCloud

PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

kiwicloud.aternos.me

Holocraft

Earth, MCMMO, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

• Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

Anarchy, Nocheat, Nohacks, Nolag, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

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Grief.

Steal.

Set traps.

Kill.

Harass.

Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

Use whatever language you like.

ONLY hackers get banned.

Everything else is fair game!

The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

Good luck!

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IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

anarchy.mcffa.net

Athenaz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1875
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

Athenaz.minehut.gg

Prism

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Votes:	2567	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

#1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

prism.ccgr.org

MCVerse City

bedrock, Claims, Economy, Griefprevention, HARD, java, market, Openworld, PvE, Surival, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6441
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

General Info

Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

Market now live!

Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

mcverse.city

zombie-craft.se

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	263	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3675

A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

zombie-craft.se

Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Crossplatform, java, Proximitychat, Seasons, Semivanilla, Simplevoicechat, Survival, Temperature, Voicechat, Vrsupport

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	1436	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Pixel SMP

• Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

• Temperatures and seasons!

• Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

• Free Daily Crate Keys!

• Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

• VR ViveCraft mod supported!

Bedrock port: 5216

https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

smp.playpixels.net

AnarchyMC

Anarchy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

mc.serv.nu

SlimeCraft Slimefun

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	159	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

mc.slimecraft.es:25001

★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

Fly, Freeranks, Gymleaders, Gyms, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Legendarypixelmon, Legendarypokemon, Nogrief, Noraid, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Pixelmonbestserver, Pixelmonextras, Pixelmonmod, Pixelmonreforged, pokemon, Pokemonminecraft, PvE, Pvpdisabled, Roleplay, RPG, Shinystarters

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

[NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-pixelmon.com

Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

Customcontent, Fishing, Landclaim, Skills, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	22270	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ

Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!

IP: play.oasissmp.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

At the moment, our features include:

🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

play.oasissmp.gg

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

Landclaim, Minecraftserver, Minigames, Oldschool, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Animals Bred:	80

VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server

Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

▶ Resource pack Download Required

Nautical ranks

▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

▶ Transparency & Community

No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

▶ Projects & Events

On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

How To Join

IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP – Creative – Oneblock!

BLOCK, Earth, Earthsmp, Kiwismp, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvP, smp, Survival, tiktok, Wars

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magic Items Found:	5715
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	668106	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9336
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

KiwiSMP 1.20.4 EarthSMP - Creative - Oneblock! Minecraft Server

Events!On KiwiSMP we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players have as much fun as possible, on KiwiSMP we host weekly events, from peaceful to PVP eventssome of our events are, Clan Wars, Skin Fashion Shows, Last, to leave the circle, Simon says and 20+ more events, our goal is to have the best possible community on the server and be the best possible Minecraft server out there Our SocialsWe have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! we are also very active on discord with over 55k+ Discord Members!Player Experience (EarthSMP!)The Player Experience on KiwiSMP I must say is the best, in our community you can start your very own marketplace sell items to players literally your little shop!, you can also start a clan or be the president of a whole country, join the military and so many things you can do!

SurvivalSMP Experience

SurvivalSMP is the most peaceful it can get, cottage core community, super active and friendly, and we are sure you will make lots and lots of friends on there! you can start your own business on the SMP, play with the community join community events and many many more!

How to join on bedrock?For The Server name it is “KiwiSMP” server IP and port are play.kiwismp.fun and the port is “19132” we will be waiting to see you!

join.kiwismp.fun