Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	75	Infinity Stones Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1554	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Zombie Dances:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Animals Bred:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	769035
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3884
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magic Items Found:	7859
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	2901	Players Killed by Monsters:	6696
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	823556	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	958
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Animals Bred:	132	Meteorites Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Emeralds Found:	4816
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com