Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2054	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchantments Applied:	250	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	805784
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ores Mined:	6873	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crops Grown:	6202	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5576	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4635	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Emeralds Found:	9749	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mines Excavated:	3657
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com