Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	4685	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	4493
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6745	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	4369	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	959	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Votes:	8869	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	66

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Farms Harvested:	626	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	2031
Farms Harvested:	880	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	42468

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Farms Harvested:	821	Players Killed by Monsters:	9998
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Votes:	1746
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Farms Harvested:	949
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1763
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8915
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

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Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org