Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	7906
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	4679	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Animals Bred:	191
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

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Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Void Gems Collected:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Items Found:	1239

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Votes:	3855	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	252161	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3905	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Farms Harvested:	827
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Animals Bred:	64
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593