Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Crops Grown:	1647
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Raid

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Farms Harvested:	668
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

First things first, open Minecraft and connect to raid.mcpvp.com There are two Raid servers to support more players, but they are both essentially the same. One is based in the US and the other is based in the EU. By using the main IP, you will get placed in the server in your region.

Once you’ve joined the game, use the command /help to receive a book that goes into detail about everything you need to know. If you’ve never played before, it’s a good idea to read through the first few pages about starting out on the server.

Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play it!

raid.mcpvp.com

Capture The Flag

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Votes:	1259	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crops Grown:	8716

Your goal is to capture the enemy’s flag. The enemy’s flag will be on a fence post in or near their base. Break into the enemy’s base and steal their flag. You must now return to your own base and place the enemy’s flag on your team’s fence post. You will not be able capture an enemy’s flag if your own flag is missing. Once you have captured the enemy’s flag the required number of times, you win!

Before each match, there is a one minute waiting period for new players to join. During this waiting period you cannot choose a class or obtain any items, and you are invincible (you can’t die). Feel free to explore the map to get a feel for what you’ll be playing on.

When the game starts, you’ll be randomly assigned a team and teleported to your team’s starting position near your base. Type /help to see a list of classes, and type in the command for the class you choose. You can be: /archer, /assassin, /chemist, /dwarf, /heavy, /medic, /necro, /ninja, /pyro, /soldier, and /mage

You can play in US.MCCTF.COM or EU.MCCTF.COM Note: It says “0/0 players” but the server is online and you can play on it!

us.mcctf.com

SieniMaailma.net

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Finnish server. The server contains the following content:

Survival PvP Worlds (RAID) Event world (Spleef,Mobarena,paintball,) Resource world Nether, tms.

Voting on the server will give you 3 diamonds!

SieniMaailma.net

Nubellis Games MC Server A

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Towns Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Our First Nubellis Games Minecraft Server! PvP: On! Mob Griefing: Off! Keep Inventory: On! Difficulty: 1! Chest Lock: On! Set Home: On! Game Mode: Survival!

mc.nubellis.com

PlanetCraftGames

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9579
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Minecraft network for players with version 1.7 to 15,1

Survival 1.15.2

Survival server based on 1.15.2 version with multiple difficulty mode from EASY, MEDIUM to HARD. But also special 1.14.4 Survival server with many modifications like SlimeFun4 and LuckyBlocks and many many many fun plugins.

We have also Creative and SkyBlock based on 1.14.4 Minecraft version.

planetcraftgames.net

HP Craft

Creative, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Emeralds Found:	9025
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	7

HP Craft

minecraftzocker.net

CraftersLand Network Servers US

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	60	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Towns Built:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

play.craftersland.us

MineClash

Economy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4214

MineClash is a Prison server with unique plugins, cumulative voting rewards, crates, plotmines, and lots of custom content! Come and be part of our awesome community today!

play.mineclash.com

Nexxus Legion

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

==================== NEXXUS LEGION ======================

We are a small server. Only about 10 people may join our server at a time. Survival server for fun and socialization.

==================== IN GAME RANKS OF NEXXUS LEGION ======================

—Novice— The obvious new-comer to the server. They MUST register on the forum(http://nexxus.4umotion.com) and make a brief post about themselves to be promoted to Player. Commands Available: /help /msg /home /sethome /spawn

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nexxuslegion.darktech.org

Craft Unio

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Craft Union

ip.craftunio.hu

XenonCraftPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3187	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Hey Guys This Is Our New Server we are looking for staff and are willing to co-operate with players we are very friendly and love to chat so come join this hardcore raiding server :p also we are open to suggestions such and spawn server plugins and loads of other awesome stuff. Now You Can Vote For A Random Reward Each Time. Its Ranges From Diamonds To Op Swords And Lots Of Other Awesome Prized. We Have A server Shop And Lots Of Great Kits Come Join Today!

Our WorldBorder Limit Is 5000 Blocks

We Have Trade Rooms Now So Theives Cant Steal Your Items

We Also have Mobcash get Money For Killing Your Mobs

85.236.100.219:25865

EmporiorNetwork

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

EmporiorNetwork the Global Community Network

Were a fun Minecraft server network with custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback.

You can join our server through the following IP adress: mc.emporior.net Dont forget to visit and register on our site: www.emporior.net Want to talk with other players or staff then you can join our TeamSpeak server: ts.emporior.net

Come visit us and you will have a great time. See you soon on EmporiorNetwork.

mc.emporior.net

VisiStudios

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Crops Grown:	6662
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	2289
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

VISISTUDIOS.COM Takes you to a different galaxy long.. long… time ago. The mighty Galactic empire is at the brink of war. After the great war with Darth Vader the Republic empire found victory! However before Darth Vader went he had died with a curse that rose him and his army back from the dead. These undead 501st Clones have ran sacked and slathered villagers, and many are missing. You are surviving only on pure will to live.

visistudios.com

PenguinCraft

Factions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

PenguinCraft

198.154.112.163

MilkCraft Survival

Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

The best survival game in the MINECRAFT PLANET!! Join today and check it out! If you like it check out the website and tell friends about it! Be sure to check it out!

198.143.142.227