Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 8418 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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