Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 146

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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