Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Zombie Dances: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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