Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8178
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crops Grown:	2138
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mines Excavated:	4565
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Crops Grown:	7908
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2229	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Farms Harvested:	693
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2028
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.