Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
Villages Defended: 14 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 91 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Crops Grown: 5206 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Animals Bred: 77 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Players Killed by Monsters: 4861
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Crops Grown: 6796 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Animals Bred: 95
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 99 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 107 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Void Armor Forged: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Dragon Scales Harvested: 434
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Dragon Scales Harvested: 256

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 187 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Dimension Hops: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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