Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Potions Brewed:	71	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7295
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	61

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crops Grown:	8184	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Potions Brewed:	33

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	80	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.