Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 842438 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Villages Defended: 13 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Potions Brewed: 32 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 886
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2738 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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