Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4966
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3383
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mines Excavated:	1618
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Runes Activated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	637
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3193
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8881	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	87
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Potions Brewed:	173
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	5539	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8831
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.