Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
Magic Items Found: 2456 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 84 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2529

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Ores Mined: 4970 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Farms Harvested: 479
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Dimension Hops: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 270 Crops Grown: 7610
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Animals Bred: 77 Farms Harvested: 898
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magic Items Found: 7458
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Towns Built: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 155
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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