Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Farmers Market MC

    The Farmers Market MC

    An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AquaSmp

    AquaSmp

    Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dimension Hops: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Crops Grown: 4021 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Animals Bred: 176 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedSkyEagle

    RedSkyEagle

    Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExodusMC

    ExodusMC

    ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 180 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Babylon MC

    Babylon MC

    **EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Emeralds Found: 4625
    Animals Bred: 16 Dimension Hops: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kicklex

    Kicklex

    – Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VitalCraft

    VitalCraft

    At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlickationSMP

    FlickationSMP

    FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From Minepur

    From Minepur

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Unrealtactical

    Unrealtactical

    This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • XCraft Survival

    XCraft Survival

    XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Potions Brewed: 79 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TitoCraft #Forever

    TitoCraft #Forever

    TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Dragon Eggs Found: 658
    Villages Defended: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Laoco

    Laoco

    Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MSRebound

    MSRebound

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2925 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Chimeras Created: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Village mine

    Village mine

    Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Gods Slained: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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