Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Falling into the Void: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Towns Built: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Farms Harvested: 657 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1126 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Emeralds Found: 8559

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Animals Bred: 118
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 49
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Mines Excavated: 1260 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Emeralds Found: 5903 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 69 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7373
    Ores Mined: 8864 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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