Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 New Chunks Explored: 651225
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Servers

  • AlanBeckerMC

    AlanBeckerMC

    The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1490

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Emeralds Found: 3256
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Magic Items Found: 2430

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Zombie Dances: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Star Shards Collected: 173
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1903

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 2237
    Crops Grown: 3080 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8208

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ores Mined: 3892 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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