Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4874 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8167 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 143 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Crops Grown: 1126 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6901
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dimension Hops: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 New Chunks Explored: 616406

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5043 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Crops Grown: 7908 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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