Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • GeodeSMP

    GeodeSMP

    Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ores Mined: 8045
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Falling into the Void: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kozers Universe

    Kozers Universe

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ecaz MC

    Ecaz MC

    Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DerCraft Network

    DerCraft Network

    DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Villages Defended: 11
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OceanBlock by CraftersLand

    OceanBlock  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG

    LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 502942 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magic Items Found: 3666
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Animals Bred: 190 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AlanBeckerMC

    AlanBeckerMC

    The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Zombie Dances: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Crops Grown: 1100
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network

    VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Magic Items Found: 7340
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Emeralds Found: 8825 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 8841
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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