Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Magical Moments Shared: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Void Gems Collected: 36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 124
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Villages Defended: 19
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 125146 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Animals Bred: 176 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8329 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Enchantments Applied: 171
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Mines Excavated: 2240
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 254 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Potions Brewed: 188
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7136 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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