Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 New Chunks Explored: 380432
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ores Mined: 8025
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Mines Excavated: 4175
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 361
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7365
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Star Shards Collected: 178
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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