Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Emeralds Found:	822
Dragon Eggs Found:	5103	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	9867
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	115

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7378

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7853	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.