Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
New Chunks Explored:	930831	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4176	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Star Shards Collected:	64
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	262	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	486594
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	944529	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	8782
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1282	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	22	Star Shards Collected:	80
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	5431
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Void Gems Collected:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Items Found:	2864	Ores Mined:	2522
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3951
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
New Chunks Explored:	900766	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3816	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.