Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1248	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	786865
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	167	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	4678

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Enchantments Applied:	188	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	155
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Alien Abductions:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magic Items Found:	6622
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.