Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Potions Brewed:	200
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Items Found:	8619	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5434	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.