Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8383
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	7000
Star Shards Collected:	248	Void Armor Forged:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4954	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	853	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	5759
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crops Grown:	9296	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.