Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1974

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	212
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	474	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5674

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	166	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	1180	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Love Letters Sent:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6421
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4445	Villages Defended:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.