Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Magic Items Found:	3508
Falling into the Void:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Potions Brewed:	98
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Emeralds Found:	501	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7765

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ores Mined:	2155	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	157589	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Animals Bred:	148
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!