Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Living Statues Befriended: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CosmosMC

    CosmosMC

    Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3924 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 280 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MyHEROES

    MyHEROES

    Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • The Shack

    The Shack

    Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SurvivalVerse

    SurvivalVerse

    Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • AndromedaPVP – Network

    AndromedaPVP – Network

    Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Fire Vanilla

    Fire Vanilla

    Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Alien Abductions: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MC Eternal by CraftersLand

    MC Eternal by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: eternal.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Datblock

    Datblock

    A Minecraft server with new experiences and the latest content in Minecraft. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Chunky Monkey

    Chunky Monkey

    We are ChunkyMonkey! A SMP server with a global economy, custom god items, McMMO and much more! This server is geared towards survival with ton of fun expansions! We’re heavily focused on the economy, bringing you a unique experience with the ability to turn almost every item into cash! You can also buy almost every item in the game, plus god items like a fortune 6 pickaxe! Sell almost every block for cash! Everything has a buy and sell value! Grind your favorite aspect of the game and easily turn your surplus of items into useful cash! Players love being able to turn their hard earned crops or spawner loot into building blocks or rank upgrades This server also provides a FREE ranking system available in the shop GUI!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Magic Items Found: 1288
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • GamesLabs network

    GamesLabs network

    The GamesLabs network was once a popular Minecraft network. After a year of hardwork we are finally bringing it back to life! The network contains A LOT of unique features such as custom sounds, UIs, cosmetics, challenges, a season pass, …. and of course games! We have 40+ minigames playable on .a game board and in a party mode as well as three major games, here is a list of our games with a brief description of each: Minescape. One of our most popular games. Minescape is a game inspired by Runescape. It contains more than 20 kills, quests, mobs, sounds, a grand exchange, custom items and runescape map! Apocalypse. This game is a mix between DayZ and Zelda Breath Of The Wild. The goal is to try to survive as long as possible on an hostile island. Thirst, hunger, temperature, weather, sounds, weapons, armors, bosses and dungeons are key gameplay elements. Battle Of The Heroes. This is a crossplay of our different games. It is a hero based pvp games. Select a hero and fight using abilities in an epic arena! Mix-Up, Bit-Trip, Ghost-Run and Quiddcraft are old minigames that we used to have on our network. We revamped them to match with the quality of our current work! Our goal is to bring a very unique experience to all our players. We want our players to be amazed by every bit they see. We are doing weekly updates and are constantly listening to our community for improvements. Our network has features that you have never seen on any server before. Custom ambient sounds, unique UIs, a high render distance (up to 32 chunks), unique cosmetics…. You can join our network by using the following ip: play.gameslabs.net

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dimension Hops: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 27

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Countries & Nations MC

    Countries & Nations MC

    CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc  Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Clovercraft

    Clovercraft

    Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Villages Defended: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CzechBox

    CzechBox

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Zero-Bit

    Zero-Bit

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 439 Void Gems Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Cosmos 2

    The Cosmos 2

    The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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