Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 18 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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