Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2575	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Star Shards Collected:	108	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CuriousCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	186
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyDroneBuilders

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come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	43

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.